Pat Robertson is at it again. He's claiming that hurricane Katrina ravaged the south because Ellen DeGeneres has been selected to host the 2005 Emmys.

Robertson claims that god selected Degeneres' hometown, New Orleans, as a response to the Television Academy's host decision. He's asked that the comic apologize for the "death and destruction that her sexual deviance has brought onto this great nation.”

To make matters even more comical, employees of the Christian Broadcasting Network have put together a list of 283 nominees, presenters and invited guests known to be of a "sexually deviant persuasion." If those members pull a no-show, the stage'll go dark! (Thanks Stephen!)