God this feels completely and utterly reckless, but it's a glimpse in the (vacuous) life of Paris Hilton. Her T-Mobile blackberry handset was recently stolen and her address book published. Here you will find all of Paris' contacts; from Ashley Olsen and Vin Diesel to Christina Aguilera and Maroon 5's lead singer Adam Levine. One contact I'm completely thrown by is ('80s dance music mastermind of Soul II Soul) Nellee Hooper's inclusion in Paris' addie book. "Keep on movin', don't stop..."

My bigger concern is coming up with a valid explanation once Vin asks how I got his number. I'll blame it on Ashlee Simpson.