crazy in love.
Published Monday, June 20, 2005 by midnight lounge | E-mail this post 

Unamused
Cruise soaked by squirtgun-microphone in press line prank.
Just one more stop on the nausea-inducing maiden voyage of the TomKat; soon to be a bigger debacle than the sinking of the Andrea Doria. Dramamine anyone?
Well, never have I ever thought that Tom Cruise was gay until I saw this TomKat thing. Tom and Katie make my stomach turn. I saw Tom's reaction to getting squirted and it looked like he has had that done before. First, he was shocked and excited, then a little embarrassed, and ashamed. Then a little angry. Hmm, been there. I heard that when he proposed he got down on both knees, old habits die hard. Tom Cruise, you can suck my dick, ya homo!