...a plastic replication of Leann Rimes. How do I fit her into dinner reservations at local restaurants without people looking at me funny?

Barbie (or a generic doll maker) is launching a Leann Rimes Doll! Not since those awkward years of spending time with my girl cousins have I been THIS interested in playing with dolls. Now if only they would make a Dean doll, I'd be able to have them live in my custom-built Leann mansion.